I love my pet! Have a Labrador! She's called Rexy.
Luvs 2 fetch my morn newspaper!!
Scratches my study door lightly, only once, 2 enters, but waits 4 my shout, "Come in"! Knows
that 'baba' is studying & should not b disturbed (actually 'baba' may be looking @ XXX graphics! Nah, that's meant 2 tickle
U!).
Highly intelligent, I dare say.
Only downside-- Netyo (short 4 Netyokali, her Bengali name)steals jilepis from Thakurghor!
REXY. HIGHLY INTELLIGENT!
NETYO(KALI). ONLY DOWNSIDE: STEALS JILABIS!!
Here's a cool one:
Pay attention
"Are You Paying Attention?" A professor is giving the first year medical
students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is
that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then
licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front
of them.
After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation:
I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
Here's a tip!
Use these bonus words in conversation: ROBUST, FREE-SPIRITED, SUB-OPTIMAL, COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM.
They sound impressive.
Ladies! shrug off intruding males with a smile and these words," You have abundant halistosis!"
(=bad breath).
From HOROSCOPE 2 HORRORSCOPE!
Click skull below! Find death timeline of...well, u know
best!!
